I think I am going to have to go all Darwinian on someone's ass. You probably have run into this at some point; someone wants to do something social with you and you don't want to have any more contact with them then you have to because they are MEAN. In Cesar Milan's rehab dog pack, they would be snipped and growled at until they get with "the pack" program.
Hmpffff! There will be no keys to the castle. Or kennel.
One of my favorite "hats" to put on is that of an artist. I like the conceptual process and playing with textures and reusable things; beads, foam, wood, thrift shop trinkets, commercial tile and especially my handmade polymer clay tiles. I just love rubbing my hands all over these things and letting the pieces I make create themselves. Perhaps because I don't follow written instructions very well...
If you are interested in a piece, please contact me.